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Valentine Demotivational Poster


VALENTINE'S DAY - Single Girls V's Single Guys




Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old ****...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


VALENTINES DAY - It's over. Now piss of you fat little flying freak.




NEW ROMANTIC HOLIDAY (JUST FOR MEN) -


TAGS: valentine s day holidy for men beer steak
Rating: 4.03/5

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rerun - February 8, 2010, 12:17 pm

ummm, In a way you get both
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 11:37 am
this is the perfect day. though i would include a clause that says if she does speak another bj must be preformed.
thatonechick - February 8, 2010, 11:28 am
I'd like a steak. :( I'm sad now.


FUNERAL FOR SURE -




HAPPY VALENTINES DAY - Despite medical advances, there is no surgery for the human heart, not really.




TRUE LOVE - I was so fortunate that I finally found Miss Right. Unfortunately, her first name ended up being "Always".


TAGS: funny valentine
Rating: 4.54/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:56 pm
in a relationship a man can be right happy or whipped take your pick guys


VALENTINES DAY - "Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it." - Dr. Karl Menninger -


TAGS: valentines day sentiment
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 1:51 am
Sugar and spice. 5L


Vincent Valentine -


TAGS: valentine vampire twilight ffvii final fantasy 7 vii edward cullen gamer gamers fangirl
Rating: 1.74/5

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Hawamleh - February 15, 2011, 3:33 am
I wish I was..
Claire - February 14, 2011, 9:56 pm
Not really, you're both nerds.
Waylander - February 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
Vincent: A fictional character from a decade old game. Cullen: A p***vamp from the hastily constructed novel of a outpatient in a psyche ward. There is a debate here?
Hawamleh - February 14, 2011, 6:38 pm
ow the actor that played Cullen is badass, possible borderline alcoholic and has some good movies.] you on the other hand masturbating your limp ***ks to video game characters are just sad...
agdaniele - February 14, 2011, 6:26 pm
Now, when you say "badass"... you do realize that he can only bully other animated characters, right?
AnSiogOlc - February 14, 2011, 5:53 pm
HOW DARE YOU!!!! Edward Cullen is a sparkly freak loved by nothing but 10 year old girls!!!! Vincent Valentine isn't even a Vampire!!!! And he is badass! I had to join the site just to share my thoughts on this matter....I was that disappointed in the pic
Saint970 - January 14, 2010, 5:50 pm
Vincent>Edward, there's just no competition. Vincent is better...and not g**.
informator - August 11, 2009, 11:54 pm
f*** no -_- vincent is badass pretty, but badass. cullen isnt even pretty. and he is in no way badass.
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:43 pm
no effing way...vicent kicks a** like edward takes it
morgenlust - August 11, 2009, 7:38 pm
no effing way...vincent kicks a** in ways that edward takes it
Jericho - August 9, 2009, 3:28 am
I Agree With The Fellow Below Me.
Vincent is hot! - May 31, 2009, 9:39 am
No way can you compare Valentine to Edward Cullen. Vincent is in a league right over Edward Cullen's head! Edward may be a cute character in a book, but he cannot compare to the enigma of Vincent Valentine's charisma! End of story...
Someone Else - May 22, 2009, 5:58 pm
Vincent is like Edward Cullen. Except less g**. ALOT less g**.
I hate edward - May 14, 2009, 4:55 pm
:o Do not compare Vincent to that walking bucket of glitterglue!!! Vincent is way more awesome. End of story.
anon - February 19, 2009, 10:29 pm
fake true men does not shine
Panther - January 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
Vincent Valentine (the guy pictured here) is like Edward Cullen (the vampire from Twilight) for gamers (Vincent is from a game called Final Fantasy VII). You probably wouldn't get the joke if I explained it.
Huh? - December 18, 2008, 7:56 am
Who's who for what?


VALENTINES DAY IS COMING - She Wants A Ring


TAGS: valentines ring suicide
Rating: 4.63/5

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mariand - January 6, 2012, 4:07 pm
truly demotivational...lol


HALLMARK - Always there for us when we can't find those special words.




VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: happy valentine s day surprise
Rating: 4.56/5

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psychosythe - February 16, 2011, 9:59 pm
like me and my x girlfriend except i had a gun hidden in the rose


VALENTINES DAY - Its 4:55pm and your hunting for the elusive 'Perfect Gift'... do not panic.., we've found it..!!




DEAR CUPID -


TAGS: calendar valentines cupid red swan
Rating: 4.97/5

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gas - February 15, 2012, 10:02 am
lol yes, I just realized that after submiting
forseti - February 15, 2012, 1:36 am
Turn the picture 90° leftwards (or perhaps it's easier to turn your head 90° rightwards) and the body looks like a heart! --- forever alone... :/
mariand - February 15, 2012, 12:59 am
nice... at least both with the same arrow
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:44 pm
Ki5met Live well
gas - February 14, 2012, 7:40 pm
..with half of a heart *sniff*
Reality Lord - February 14, 2012, 5:32 pm

ouch....:)
crankyhead - February 14, 2012, 5:05 pm
5ad 5olitary 5wan


THIS YEAR - Rerun decided to make his own cards.




LONELINESS - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. (Charles M. Schulz)




LOVE HURTS -


TAGS: love hurts cupid valentines day
Rating: 4.53/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 11, 2011, 7:51 pm
Ouch!
CoolioIndeed - February 11, 2011, 4:37 pm
If this isn't demotivational then I don't know what is. 5L's
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:05 pm
5L... 6L, when I read it with a "Gin n Juice" backbeat
Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 1:59 am
Amsome ML. 5L


LAWYERS -




VALENTINE'S DAY. - I got this for you. I filled it with chocolates... Why do you look so disgusted?... Happy V-Day Motifake.




Valentine's Day -


TAGS: cancel valentine day
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:33 pm
Ya don't say much these days, but, when you do...5L material my friend!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 8:09 am
Heh, looks like my woman’s hind end when she’s lookin’ for her cell phone dropped in the snow.....5L, mariand


VALENTINES DAY - Yup that time of year is coming back around again




VALENTINE’S DAY -


TAGS: valentine s day manson love
Rating: 3.34/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
In the far future version of motifake, people will be trying to convert you to that view through comments sections.
Arctic - January 9, 2009, 2:53 pm
I'd even be part of that religion, but only if they decided that Charlie killed for my sins. Dying is the easy part.
Scorpio7 - January 9, 2009, 1:29 pm
What's really sad, is that 2,000 years from now, there will be a group of his followers proclaiming, "CHARLIE DIED FOR YOUR SINS!"
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
Charlie loves us all I take it


CARDS - Because nothing says I love you more




VALENTINES DAY TEXAS STYLE -


TAGS: rerun valentine rawhide
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - February 14, 2012, 7:47 pm

WOOT


UNSPEAKABLE -




VALENTINE'S DAY - Because telling her you love her and buying her things the other 364 days of the year is just not good enough.




Valentine's Day -




Be Mine (Please) -




VALENTINE'S DAY - Are you sure this is a Rose ?




CONGRATULATIONS -


TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 4.32/5

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JILL VALENTINE - The only girl that can kill zombies and B.O.Ws while dressed like a prostitute




SURVIVAL - Stay Unloved. Stay Alive.


TAGS: life time love women valentine
Rating: 2.5/5

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Slip de Garcon - September 20, 2009, 4:37 pm
Bosoms would be a bonus, mind you.


LOVE - "A device invented by bank managers to make us overdrawn." --A.J. Rimmer




ROSES ARE RED, SUNFLOWERS ARE YELLOW - You Know, For Having AIDs... ... You Sure Are Mellow. Happy V-Day. -Tree.




VALENTINE'S DAY -


TAGS: happy valentine s day fancy game
Rating: 3.3/5

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culos - February 15, 2011, 3:48 am
1L for pixelated
CoolioIndeed - February 14, 2011, 9:30 pm
+ 1L for anonymous.
5150monkeylove - February 14, 2011, 9:19 pm
1L for the spelling fail.


BE MY VALENTINE LOVE -


TAGS: valentine love
Rating: 3.22/5

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msouth - April 7, 2009, 10:29 am
reminds me of http://www.neilgaiman.com/works/Comics/Harlequin+Valentine/


VALENTINE'S DAY - Splitting Our Hearts Between Love And Lust Since 1847. (The true year V-Day was invented.)




CUPID -




the rules -


TAGS: of multiple valentines
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - February 15, 2014, 11:15 pm
Well now, that would’ve been fun. Girls holding ME on the ant piles, not so much…except for the straddling part.
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 10:43 pm
We held the girls on the ant piles
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:15 pm
I was always jealous of those that had that stuff. Our country school had a creek, one room, a wood stove, a black board, and a FANTASTIC teacher….the girls had underwear…holey underwear…oh, we had trees to climb, the girls went first, heh heh
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 6:38 pm
On the playground at school?? No swings?? Sure there was - right next to the merry-go-round... You remember, it was that round thing the girls would push - some without underwear!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 5:14 pm
we never had swings…just a stick and a tire
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:35 pm
You know - married! Swinging side by side married - like when we were kids... remember back that far?
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 7:34 am
??????’not married’??????.... the melon resides in the far edge of the patch. Therefore, I must ask of the melon…WTF??
TheSanityInspector - February 15, 2014, 7:24 am
Ha!
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 11:14 pm
Hey - they're not married
GaryO - February 14, 2014, 10:37 pm
Aw, shucks (toing the sand), ‘twern’t nuthin’ ……thanx guys
MissPriss - February 14, 2014, 10:00 pm
Mr. Gary! A little bit of shameonyou! Ok a whole 5L of it.
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 2:07 pm
Oh, GaryO!! 5 Lions.


Salute -




COINCIDENCE -


TAGS: coincidence childerns valentines day
Rating: 4.67/5

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motifayk - February 13, 2013, 8:54 am
India celebrates its first Prime Ministers birthday as Children's day. Now why he was born on November 14 is a coincidence? Love it. 5L.
Silverheart - February 13, 2013, 5:07 am

*Childrens. Sorry to point out the typo, still love the po5ter.
Reality Lord - February 12, 2013, 10:00 pm

lol cute. again i think motitwist would love this there as well...and ty


HAVE A HEART HOLIDAY -


TAGS: valentine love forgive with chocolates
Rating: 4.58/5

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tellitlikeitis - February 10, 2011, 8:07 pm
The same thing happened to me? Great poster, love the picture. 5 L's for you.
Greeny - February 10, 2011, 2:52 pm
The Auto Log-in Didn't Work When I Uploaded This One...


STUCK? -




HAPPY VALENTINES DAY -


TAGS: valentines day
Rating: 3.82/5

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Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 11:43 am
If you get on front page from a "rushed" poster; I want to know how you rush... :D
Airman - February 15, 2012, 11:27 am
this is what you get when you rush. I was going out the door and didn't check to see how it looked. awful
GaryO - February 14, 2012, 10:29 pm
not a terrible 5hop great era


IF SHE ASKS FOR DIAMONDS ON VALENTINE'S DAY . . . - . . . show her this poster and negotiate a deal.




Single -




The same V day -


TAGS: valentines love always myself mariand
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - February 14, 2017, 4:35 am
Nice, I can’t believe I miss this guy, the new guy just doesn’t get it for me.
mariand - February 14, 2017, 3:31 am
Oh thank you RL... it's good to be back... I don't know for how long but it brings back some nice memories from here.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2017, 8:50 pm

omg dude...its good to see you. long time my friend.


LOVE IS IN THE AIR! -


TAGS: happy valentine s day
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 2:46 pm
Thanks, IgV! Congrats to you and Mr. IgV.!
Bandit5906 - February 14, 2016, 12:10 pm
Congratulations!
lgvernon - February 14, 2016, 9:43 am

It's a two-day affair around here. Anniversary was yesterday. 5 arrows. Cupid's arrows.


Valentine's masquerade -


TAGS: valentine masquerade hidden love mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 1:02 am
.....now I have the chourus from the song stuck inside my mind! 5L
Oldsod - February 14, 2015, 6:23 am
That should also be sent to Hallmark for the "Been Married Longer Than Expected" line!
mariand - February 14, 2015, 1:30 am
Thank you sir... I hope this time it will be for longer
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 12:00 am
welcome back old man


Another V DAY -




Someone Always Loses -


TAGS: valentines day superbowl february loses
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - February 15, 2015, 7:57 pm
Sheer brilliance.


CONSOLATION -


TAGS: alone valentine paraprosdokian sarcastic humor
Rating: 4.93/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
Yeah, but it's hard for most to do it "properly".
Silverheart - February 1, 2016, 5:46 pm

There's always 'self love'.
spacedog - February 1, 2016, 12:21 am
Nice.


VALENTINE'S GIFT -


TAGS: valentine gift 70s stylin profilin
Rating: 4.78/5

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mariand - February 15, 2015, 4:32 am
lol...ya!!!...and women will say, typical manly thought...hehehe
mizzdizz - February 15, 2015, 12:32 am
Disco Dan The Man! Where'd you dig up that image? Your high school yearbook? ROTFL! 5L!
GaryO - February 14, 2015, 9:07 pm
egg zactly


Valentine's Day -


TAGS: valentines love women men respect
Rating: 4.73/5

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Pushkin - February 13, 2016, 9:15 am
Thanks, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:47 am
HAHAHAHA! That's a great way to put it!!!! 5L!!!!!!!
Pushkin - February 11, 2016, 11:17 am
Thank you very much. But I can't really take the credit. God gave me a seizure and I couldn't stop.
Rick69 - February 10, 2016, 5:52 pm
Solid run of posters...
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thanks, mizzdizz!
Pushkin - February 10, 2016, 10:24 am
Thank you very much. We are sad.
freasy - February 10, 2016, 8:11 am
My deepest sympaties for those of you that live and believe that. So Sad.
mizzdizz - February 10, 2016, 7:27 am
Especially true as the relationship matures. V-day and anniversary become the 2 days a year that you do that little something special for each other that you used to do all the time. 5L!


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